PROOF THAT THE WORLD IS NUTS!!"

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In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female.. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)

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Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This
also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

(A brick??)

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The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

(Much worse than "going blind!")

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There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the
countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege
of
having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is
expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.

(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the
world that even comes close to this?)

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Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores.

(But of course!)

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In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and
the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness
the
act.

(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

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In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.

(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this
law?)

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In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only
"in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the
premises."

(Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

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The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did the govt. pay for this research??)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Ah, geez....)

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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

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Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

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And, the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

(Do you think they have bad breath?)