Bryan's top pick-up lines

1- "I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long baby".

2- (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) "Let's get you out of these wet clothes".

3- "Nice legs...what time do they open?"

4- "Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package"

5- "You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?"

6- "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?"

7- "I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

8- "I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?"

9-"I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight."

10- "Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me."

11- "I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked."

12- "Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?"

13- "You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away."

14- "You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy baby."

15- "If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you in the morning."

16-"You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?"

17- "Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor."

18- "My name is Bryan...remember it, you'll be screaming it later."

19- "Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"

20- "Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

21- "Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?"

22- "Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me."

23- "Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???"

24- "Do you wash your panties in Mr. Sheen because I can see myself in them?"